Saturday, July 30, 2011

Smackdown Scheduled

Everyone here is very excited. Hannah Belle's kids went home yesterday. That's too bad, but they got a nice home so it isn't sad. Hannah Belle isn't bothered.

But she is carrying around about a gallon of delicious Nigerian milk.

Which means that this morning the farmer announced, "Look at you, Hannah Belle, you will get pretty tired carrying that big bag of milk around. I will milk you out this evening."

The farmer says this every year.

"I mean ALL the way out," the farmer clarifies, for the edification of the po-faced onlookers.

"Oh really," says Hannah Belle, t-boning a mini-mancha out of her way at the feeder.

Hannah Belle is seven years old. So the farmer has said this six times. The score is Hannah Belle 6, Farmer 0.

Stay tuned.


Mimi Foxmorton said...

What's the score at half time? ;)


Marigold said...

Hey, Ho! Peanut here! Go Mom, Go! But take my advice and don't go anywhere close to the horse trailer.

Terry Golson said...

The goat boys here. Everyday out goatmaid says, "you are carrying too much around your middles. Time to feed you less." Of course, we convince her not to. Must be the same with carrying around too much milk in an udder. We don't know exactly. But we imagine so.

Millie said...

I'll put my grain on Hannah Belle! NO. I'll put Minnie's grain on Hannah Belle!