Sunday, January 10, 2010

Hello Chorus

Something very embarrassing happened to me. I went into heat. I could feel all my brainpower dimming. Poor Tangy, I thought, this is how she must feel all the time. Pretty soon I only had enough brainpower to run my eyes and my feet. My feet started walking and the next thing I knew I was standing by the buck pen staring at the bucks.

I couldn't think of any comments so I started saying "Hello," over and over.

The bucks all started saying "Hello," over and over back to me.

My nose came on for a minute and then I said, "You all smell really good today."

"Hello," they blubbered, all together.

I couldn't hear anything else so I did not hear the footsteps and I was really surprised when I was picked up in the air and carried to the barn and locked in a stall.

"HELLO!" I shouted. "IS ANYONE OUT THERE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO!!!!"