Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Milkoleptics

Life used to be so hard. (Just a couple of days ago.) Now everything is easy. Because of Cherry.

Here I am enjoying some mommy-shiatsu-time with Pretty Baby, one of my adorable little daughters.

Here is Pretty Baby's Schedule:

1. Drink Cherry Milk From a Bottle
2. Sleep
3. Sleep
4. Sleep
5. Massage Mommy's Back
6. Drink Cherry Milk from a Bottle
7. Sleep
8. Sleep
9. Sleep
10. Play With Other Kids From the Neighborhood
11. Repeat Steps 1-10.

That Cherry milk could put an elephant to sleep. It is full of butterfat and sweet dreams.

Fair Foreboding

I don't really know what to say about this video. Except I am glad I am not a sheep. This is just another reason why I am so grateful for my chandelier udder, which means I will never have to go to the Fair. They are always doing things like this at the Fair, although there really isn't anything like this. But I think you know what I mean. I am not going to mention anything about it to Cherry, she has a beautiful udder and so does Pinky. Poor girls.