Saturday, July 30, 2011

Smackdown Scheduled

Everyone here is very excited. Hannah Belle's kids went home yesterday. That's too bad, but they got a nice home so it isn't sad. Hannah Belle isn't bothered.

But she is carrying around about a gallon of delicious Nigerian milk.

Which means that this morning the farmer announced, "Look at you, Hannah Belle, you will get pretty tired carrying that big bag of milk around. I will milk you out this evening."

The farmer says this every year.

"I mean ALL the way out," the farmer clarifies, for the edification of the po-faced onlookers.

"Oh really," says Hannah Belle, t-boning a mini-mancha out of her way at the feeder.

Hannah Belle is seven years old. So the farmer has said this six times. The score is Hannah Belle 6, Farmer 0.

Stay tuned.