Hello. Today there was a terrifying intruder.
When faced with a terrifying intruder, it is important to pay attention. It is almost impossible to be properly terrified if you are dozing off.
Steps which will aid in focusing the attention:
1. Everyone must face the terrifying intruder, even Pinky.
2. Actually, this is really Step One, but we usually do it second. So we call it Step Two. Step Two: Stop eating. Even Pinky.
3. Try to identify someone nearby who is smarter than you (difficult in my case, but Pinky can just look anywhere, even at a pigeon) and see what they are doing. Do whatever they are doing.
4. Is Hannah Belle anywhere nearby? If so, the intruder isn't really that terrifying. If Hannah Belle has vanished, run for the barn.
Thank you. I hope this has been of some help to those of you who are unsure whether or not to be terrified.
