We must be thankful for what we have. Even if it is horrible.
So I would like to thank the rain for coming down from the sky in torrents. I would like to thank the mud for filling the barnyard. I would like to thank Jammies for conserving her milk for future generations. I would like to thank my lucky stars that I am not a turkey.
I would like to thank my fans for not hating me because I am beautiful.
I would like to thank the farmer down in Chehalis who grew the pea hay.
I would like to thank Melody for all of her preening and simpering.
I would like to thank Pinky, Jr. for not biting my tail (yet) today. I would like to thank Joy for hogging all the hay. I would like to thank my mother for the milk she used to give me that I do not get any more. I would like to thank Walker the Talker for his many incomprehensible ideas. I would like to thank Tangy for her unique swordfish show walk. I would like to thank Zydeco for giving Melody a thrashing.
I would like to thank the farmer for giving me one tiny morsel of grain so that I would not completely starve to death. I would like to thank Wendell for sleeping on a cushion all day.
I would like to thank you, whoever you are, for whatever it is you did. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
