The MAP of CRUMPET
As everyone knows by now, Crumpet is the most famous goat in the world. She has her own t-shirt and her own far-reaching organization, TMFGITW (pronounced tom-fa-GIT-wee), with tentacles wrapping around the world. Please view this map for the location of all our offices. If you would like to open a regional or local office in an area not currently being served, feel free to do so.
Click here for the CRUMPET MAP.
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T-SHIRT UPDATE (12/1/2013)!The Crumpet t-shirt contest was won by P G of California. He is a goat. His shirt went out in the first batch of t-shirt shipments.
The t-shirt mailing envelopes finally arrived and the rest of the t-shirts will go out tomorrow (12/2/2013). Feel free to send Crumpet a selfie when your shirt arrives, preferably of you in an exotic locale, like in your barn or riding in the teacups at Disneyland.
If you want a shirt but haven't ordered one there are a few left and you can see more details at: The Crumpet Project.
This is P G in his shirt. We hope you look as good as P G when your shirt arrives.
10 comments :
Crumpet stopped taking piano lessons.
Crumpet stopped taking drum lessons.
Crumpet had better be encouraged to stick with something and I sure hope she is going to stick with being the most famous goat in the world 'cause, heck, I don't want to buy a shirt if she's not gonna stick with it.
Even when Crumpet does nothing at all it is exciting to hear about her day. After all, to me she remains TMFGITW.
We are very curious to see if Crumpet will grow UP if she continues to get more and more grain through her most excellent technique of acting like a crybaby, or just rounder and rounder until part of her fame will come from her ability to roll. She will be a YouTube sensation!
Regardless of whether or not she becomes a musician, she will always be the Crumpetous of Love.....
The farmer also needs to make a mark on the side of Crumpet to see if she is growing wider, per points 5, 6, and 7 above.
Dear Crumpet, have you done anything today? Does the mark on the wall show if you are growing any at all? Were you involved in the stampede when the farmer was gone? What kind of outfit are you wearing today?
Crumpet, did you see the Easter Bunny yesterday or was your head stuck in the feeder when he went past?
I have added the Crumpet byline as my e-mail signature. I am in Denver, Colorado and would like to head the Rocky Mountain Office! I don't have any goats (just two big cats), so have to enjoy them through your wonderful blog. Thanks!
I am so happy to find your new post in my inbox. I'm also happy to say that I wear my TMFGITW t-shirt every single time it comes to the top of my t-shirt pile. One time a friend was trying to figure out what that stood for but after a couple of tries she became embarrassed about something she imagined it was trying to say. She was very relieved when I told her the truth. Anyway you may be glad to hear that Puddles (nee Duchess) is doing fine with her daughter Patter and friend Rain Drop. They don't like the snow much however. Best Wishes, Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you don't really need the generator.
I am so happy to find your new post in my inbox. I'm also happy to say that I wear my TMFGITW t-shirt every single time it comes to the top of my t-shirt pile. One time a friend was trying to figure out what that stood for but after a couple of tries she became embarrassed about something she imagined it was trying to say. She was very relieved when I told her the truth. Anyway you may be glad to hear that Puddles (nee Duchess) is doing fine with her daughter Patter and friend Rain Drop. They don't like the snow much however. Best Wishes, Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you don't really need the generator.
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