Great, one of the new little Pebbles knockoffs is a teeny tiny hamster that squeaks like a chew toy.
The farmer carries it around everywhere, discussing politics and mysteries of farm living with it.
"But what does hydrostatic really mean? Do you know?"
The hamster squeaks like a chew toy.
"We know "hydro" is from the Latin, meaning "water," and "static" is from the dryer, meaning "too many socks," but does that really tell us anything?"
The hamster squeaks like a chew toy.
"Would you like some more milk, Crumpet?"
That's its name. Crumpet.
Great. Just great. At least two more months of this.
