Monday, June 11, 2012

Psych Ward

Everyone has gone crazy. Abby is on a rampage to try to move up the Nigerian ladder. She thinks because she had four kids she is four times as important as anyone else. Crumpet hardly even counts, she only weighs about six ounces. But anyway Betty is losing her grip on power. Winjay has another bat in her belfry, it is a real cavern of guano up there, and then there is Wendell.

I forgot to mention Wendell came from a puppy mill and he thinks his stuffed moose is his mother and when his screws come loose he tightens them up by suckling for hours on his Moosey Mother. It isn't even a stuffed dog. It is a stuffed moose.

The sad part is he thinks it's normal. He thinks everything he does is normal. Sad.That's what happens when you are raised by stuffed animals.

Anyway back to more important topics, we are trying to encourage Betty to hold onto her throne because we have all taken a vow NEVER to be ruled by crackpot Oregonians. We are THE BABY BELLE FAMILY.

Unfortunately all we can do from down below is watch, and Blue has already kowtowed to Typhoon Abby. It is up to Betty now to hold her ground.




DebH said...

seriously left me with tears this one did...the guano sentence was the kicker!

Anonymous said...

Why am I drawn to this blog? I find myself wondering, "what is going on in This Goats Life?" and being disappointed when there is not a looney new post to read. I think that I may need the moose cure...does moose milk (especially moose milk that has been aged in cotton stuffing) have the properties necessary to save your sanity when surrounded by complete idiocy? Also, what is the farmer drinking?

Ozarks Goat Girl said...

I don't care what strange fetishes Wendell has. Any dog that performs supernanny functions like he does deserves to have his quirks overlooked.

Ozarks Goat Girl said...

One other thing, Millie, I really don't think the Betsy family needs to feel threatened by the Abbyites/Pebbleites. Though the Betsy family (or any other family) is unlikely to ever achieve the imperiously elegant look of the Abbyites, I truly feel any threat to power can be thwarted by simply waving a silky banner or sparkly tiara in front of the challenger and the Abbyite will instantly freeze into show position. Everyone knows a supermodel does not make a good warrior. Betsy Family, relax.

Marigold said...

Hey, Ho! Peanut here! Betty, PLEASE! DO NOT disgrace the family. How could I hold up my head? Or CoraBelle? Filbert? PLEASE do not let us be run over by Oregonians. We might all end up with duck feet.
As for Wendell. Well, he is a dog. That kind of says a lot, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I understand the scenario. I am a quad and an Oregonian. If control isn't by sheer dominance it will be by numbers. Then there will be the trafficking of peanuts. Everyone will be in a submissive stupor from an overload of peanuts. Throw in a few almonds and the Belle's will crack.

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