It got hot everywhere else this summer but it never really got hot here. I don't mind the heat but it's just as well because the heat wilts our farmer really quickly. Our farmer starts spritzing and misting and calling for otter pops at about 76 degrees Fahrenheit. So you could imagine what the service was like around here a couple of years ago when the temperature got over 100.
Anyway the point is it never really got hot here this summer and that's part of the reason some of the milkers have started going into pre-heat. They don't really go into heat, but they go into pre-heat, and then they go around and start fights with each other. Or when they don't start fights through a lack of gumption or sheer shiftlessness in the case of Pinky who can't be bothered to start her own squabbles they join in the fights that are already started by the more ambitious.
On a side note Cherry went actually into heat and then realized it was too soon to be in heat but by that time she had jumped into the buck pen where three smelly swains immediately began vying for her favor. Luckily she was able to excuse herself unnoticed as the vying reached a crescendo. As she tiptoed back to the barn, they all continued vying without her. Why not, they had already started.
Anyway this morning I started thinking about some annoying things that have been happening lately. The main one is when people come over and say, "Oh my Gosh! Look at Millie! She is all grown up now! She is adorable!"
That's fine but they are looking at Abby when they say it.
"That's Abby," the farmer explains, "Millie is over there."
"She's cute too!" they say.
The more I thought about this the more infuriating it seemed.
So I went over to Abby and started a fight. The fight lasted for three hours. Even when Wronny wanted me to stop I kept fighting. Even when Jammies the pacifist tried to come between us, we kept fighting. Even when Wendell the Pest circled us yipping like a French ninny we kept fighting.
It was a good one. We both enjoyed it. We were preheated.
(Video from fight coming soon....)
2 comments :
Ray and Frank have been doing a lot more fighting lately, too. But they are preheated or vying, because they're wethers. But, it most definitely has been warm here. Thankfully, we are due to be a tad cooler, this week.
Perhaps Wendell was merely singing. Kind of like Maurice Chevalier. "Thank heaven, for little fights, for without them what would little goats do...?"
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