Monday, January 03, 2011

Izzy Goes on Friendlies

The farmer came down and took my daughter Izzy just like that.

Izzy is very very tiny and the farmer wanted to examine her. Also the farmer thought Izzy was getting unfriendly because she hadn't been put on friendlies for several reasons. For one she was born at the end of the year and this is just like people who have a lot of children and the first few have to go without cake and bicycles and they have to mow the lawn and wash the dishes and learn some manners and so on and the last few dine exclusively on Belgian chocolates flown in from Brussels and they run completely wild. Simply because the parents are too tired and worn out to resist. All the parents can do is say, "now, now."

Or sometimes they will say mildly, "put that down. I mean it, now." That is all they can muster.

Anyway everyone was too tired and worn out to put Izzy and Ringo on friendlies so they were a little bit enfants sauvages as they say in France. They did as they pleased. And they were very tiny.

And being Baby Belles they were hard to catch in a fair fight and so that is why the farmer came down without advance warning and blundered about in a typical fashion pretending not to notice anything and then grabbed Izzy with lightning speed. If it had been Cherry's daughter Bing or Mel's daughter Elbe I would have said, "touche! Nicely done!"

But under the circumstances I cried foul and so did Izzy but not to any avail, she was trundled off to the barn to be put on friendlies.

If you don't know what friendlies is I will explain it tomorrow.


Mimi Foxmorton said...

Oh dear.....I DON'T know what being put on friendlies is.....but it sounds like a place I'd like to work if I could be friendly to wee goats all day long.......
But I'm sure coming back tomorrow to find out!


Marigold said...

Be careful Izzy. These things are often fraught with ulterior motives. However, if it involves Peanuts, I'm sure it is okay.

Brenda said...

Oh ... poor Izzy! Sounds a little like boot camp. I hope graduates the friendlies and makes you proud.

goatgirl said...

Well it's about time!

Millie said...

Oh, those humans can be sneaky. Now I'm worried the human will come after my Bambi.