Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Ask Penrose

Penrose, the farmer's favorite Toggenburg, comes from a long long line of Swiss philosophers. As you can probably tell from this photo, Penrose will give almost any question thoughtful consideration and an enlightened reply.

In fact, through her practice of pure dairy goodness, Penrose has achieved a higher state of consciousness from which she only descends when she tries her best to t-bone that god-a-mighty pest, Wendell.

Each day when she sees him, Penrose sends Wendell a telepathic message: "thank you for helping me grow, my little teacher." And then she tries to kill him.

If not for Wendell, Penrose would probably be the Buddha.


Marigold said...

Dearest Penrose,
Remember me? You have been philosphizing much longer than I. (Still, I'm very good at it) But I fully sympathize with your patience with Wendell. I, too, have my 'cross to bear' in Quinn. Follow Zeno...peace is the way to enlightenment. (but get your licks in when Buddha isn't looking)

Teresa Saum said...

Hahahaha! I love this goat! Such a pensive and innocent look. I can believe the heightened state of consciousness in a goat with a face like this.