Dear Diary: Now it is sleeting, with iceballs dancing in the feeders and the wind blowing a gale from all directions at once. I fear it is too late to turn back. Also, I do not know how we got here. Oh wait, I was born here. But someone must know the way back to Nigeria, to the ancestral home of the Dwarfs? Is it on I-5 or further east?
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Weather today, Quincy MA:
sunny, 76 degrees
Feels like summer on the Vernal Equinox.
Maybe summer will feel like spring?
Dear Millie -- we don't think they grow alfalfa in Nigeria. We don't think they have sweet feed or dairy goat ration either or soft oats. Nor ginger snap cookies and licorice.....
No, no, not Nigeria! Come to Missouri! We haven't even had winter this year. You will love it here! I'll hook up the horse trailer right now and will head north. You head east toward Tacoma and we'll meet at the corner of Montana and South Dakota. Bring the goat farmer along, too!
Oy. I have no thumbs, but if I did, it would be up. Of course you'd have to back track a little to come get me, but what is time when the end result is warm weather. And no rain. Or snow. Or ducks. Do they have ducks in Nigeria?
Yes. This is just what we've been saying. Back to Africa! We are busy trying to rip apart the inside of our barn - we need wood to make a new Black Star Line. We will find a way to liberate shivering soggy goats! Watch for signs on hanging quilts.
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