Boo has developed a guaranteed Nubian reducing system and diet which will shrink even the most rotund long-eared-bear-of-little-brain to a manageable size. Or almost manageable. It is simple, too. In case you are a Nubian yourself, I have broken it into easy-to-follow steps. It is called:
The Boobian Diet:
1. Eat as much as you can. Eat anything that isn't moving. Or if it is just moving slightly, at least give it a taste test. If something LOOKS like food, grab it and run from the crowd - you can always spit it out later if it isn't food. If you hear the crackle of the cookie box being unwrapped, give a desperate bellow and close your eyes and just run to the head of the line, bowling all the pipsqueaks out of the way. It is perfectly fine to stampede across little tots if cookies are involved. It teaches them a valuable lesson.
2. Have at least two kids. Three or four would be better.
3. (This is the most important step). Milk eleven pounds of milk every day.
That's It! Watch the pounds melt away!
4 comments :
And to think I've been wasting all this time on the treadmill.
That's a lot of milk!
Ok, so how come we are never gifted with any pictures? Of course, with this one, a video would be better...I want to hear and see the bellowing! :-)
'It is perfectly fine to stampede across little tots if cookies are involved. It teaches them a valuable lesson.' I KEEP telling Peanut and Watson this, but they just don't seem to get it. Guess they are slow.
Obviously they ARE slow, Marigold, if you are able to stampeded across them at will. SLOW and SLOW LEARNERS. But keep trying! They will thank you one day!
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