Sunday, September 03, 2017


On Tuesday after the Fair there will be a ceremonial measuring of Crumpet. Crumpet has been throwing down with Belle Starr and doing t-bonings on anyone who looks cross-eyed at her. She thinks she is all that. And she looks bigger. She will be measured.

1 comment :

Ozarks Goat Girl said...

Cermonial. This is good. As in, will a teumpet sound before the ogficial measuring takes place? Are repirters with cameras allowed at The Event? I hope so! I'll be watching CNN in mt TMFGITW t-shirt awaiting the results whatever they may be.