Thank God for the rain, the blessed rain. That's what the farmer is saying.
The farmer is very tired out by haying, and the rain has put a temporary stop to it. In case you haven't heard, you have to make hay while the sun shines.
When it rains, you can lie around moaning about your tired muscles for a day or two until the haying resumes.
Here are some tips for haying, if you ever have to do it.
1. If you are considering haying, first of all have a dozen or so children, preferably boys or burly girls. Feed them a lot of pancakes and homeschool them so they don't hear a lot of foolish talk about child labor laws. (They will have to be your own children; you won't be able to make anyone else's children hay for you.)
2. When you are picking up hay in the field, use your hay hooks. If you pick up the hay by the strings, you will hurt your hands, and much more importantly, you will mess up the hay bales.
3. Don't pick up messed up hay bales. Just go on to the next bale. The people who don't get to the hayfield on time can have all the messed up smiley bales. These bales won't stack nicely.
4. When you are building your hay stack, make sure all the bales on the bottom are really nice. Iffy bales can go on top.
5. Don't pick up bales in the hayfield when it is 95 degrees.
6. Call up your city friends and tell them you are having a "hay party." It will be so much fun and so quaint! Working like a dog in the hot sun picking up actual hay bales for actual animals to eat! It is just like a reality show, only even more real!
7. Bring a sixpack of nice cold beer for the hay man.
8. Deliver the choicest hay to your favorite goat. (That's me, Baby Belle.)