|Just ten more minutes, please|
It might be more of a booklet than a book, actually. Or maybe a free Kindle download.
In other news I have begun to become concerned about Pebbles. She has forgotten how to eat out of a dish. She can only eat when someone is cooing to her and feeding her by hand and complimenting her on her beautiful broken buckskin coat.
It's so sad, there is no way she will be able to survive in the wild.
Good luck when the monsoon hits this winter, Pebbles, I hope FEMA sends some trained cooers.
Don't worry about me, I will be fine, I could live for three weeks on one green bean and it would be an improvement over what I am getting now. And I also float like a can of beer.