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Overloaded Freighter Docks
Passengers have disembarked from the Good Ship Abby. Captain cited for exceeding occupancy limits. All souls safe. Details to follow.... 

Twin Bests Sister in WMOYA Race
Winjay strips Maddy (Sheriff of Crazytown) of (Worst) Mother of the Year Award. "Not even close," marvels bleary-eyed farmer... 

Cabana Looks Worse Than Ever
"How is it possible?" marvels bleary-eyed etc (see above)...

Pebbles' Brush With Death
Don't worry, it's ok now...

Willen Enters Fattest Haflinger Contest
"Why not?"