The question was is Pebbles bred or is she supposedly apparently bred?
A. Pebbles is definitely bred and already producing a tiny udder suitable for a fat soon-to-be-three-year-old-first-freshener.
The question was is Blue Monday still on the BUB (big ugly baby) program?
A. Monday is sort of but not really on the BUB program. She sort of believes the farmer is her baby but she knows it isn't possible for her baby to be three feet taller than she is and also wearing mom jeans. One or the other maybe but not both. It just isn't possible. So her milk is dwindling but she still allows the farmer to milk her once a day while she screams absently.
The question was what about Crumpet what has she been doing?
A. Nothing, just eating.
The question was what is that funny noise?
A. Doxie is in heat.
No, the other noise.
A. Lulu is also in heat.
The question was who will win the Super Bowl tomorrow?
A. Be serious! THE SEAHAWKS!!!!