The farmer's car is a little black vw station wagon.
Lately the farmer has been driving all over. Down to Longbranch to feed and ride the horses every day because they are at summer camp while their pasture is reseeded. Up to Gig Harbor to fetch paint and supplies for the barn remodeling.
Over to Jerry's feed store in Vaughn to get grain, grain, grain for the piggish milkers.
Anyway, all the time we would see the farmer putting things in the car and never taking them out, saying things like, "I might need that."
So I knew there were a lot of things in the car but I was surprised when the farmer's friend had to drive separately from the farmer instead of riding in the station wagon - because there was only room for one person.
But anyway today the farmer took most of the things out of the station wagon - not all, don't be silly - and even I was surprised to see what was in there. It was like watching the clown car at the circus.
This is not a complete list, just a small sampling.
1. A red metal tack box that says "Elvis" - no one knows why - and contains electric sheep shears, clipper blades, clipper oil, clipper grease, fitting accoutrements for show sheep (which we don't have any of thank Goodness. If there is anything dumber than a Nubian, it is a sheep. Bless their hearts, I say).
2. A cordura breastcollar and other tack for a cheap western saddle.
3. A Buena Vista style leather saddle for a Tennessee Walker.
4. A pair of posthole diggers.
5. A can of rustoleum paint.
6. A border collie.
7. Assorted lumber, including pieces of cedar siding and a 3-foot length of treated 6x8.
8. Several bits, including a copper mouth snaffle, a Tom Thumb, and a Kimberwick. A lunging whip, a horse tack box (not the Elvis box) full of combs, brushes, hoofpicks, neatsfoot oil, fly spray, wormer.
9. A bag of green apples.
10. A cheap cordura western saddle.
11. A boston terrier.
12. Assorted paperwork needed to complete an extension-to-file 2007 income tax return.
13. A clay birdhouse.
14. A saddle pad. A plaid wool blanket. A rug. A heavy winter Carhartt jacket. A frisbee. Several dog leashes. A phone book.
15. An extra-large rubbermaid tub full of Tammy's Special Mix. (horse grain.)
16. An old iron double tree (for two horses to pull farm equipment).
17. Assorted reading material including books, newspapers, maps, magazines and flyers.
18. Sixteen charcoal gray Holland paving bricks.
"This will never happen again," the farmer said soberly, examining each item with dismay. Then the farmer got ready to go down to Longbranch.
"Well, I will definitely need these," the farmer said, and put the cheap western saddle and the horse tack box back in the station wagon.
"And probably these," and the bits went back in.
"And I wouldn't go anywhere without this," and in went the border collie, very pleased at the roomy new accommodations.