Pebbles, Pebbles, Pebbles. I am sick of hearing that name.
I got put in the fat girl pasture I don't know why and I was scratching to survive on grass hay.
I made a hole in the fence so I could at least get near the barn to at least smell the alfalfa and grain and then I got put on punishment since we have another horse trailer now.
Terra Belle went through the hole with me and she did not get put on punishment.
So did Izzy and Iota. Did they get put on punishment? No, the farmer couldn't catch them.
Is this how justice is served? Only to the slow? What kind of justice is that?
Slow justice is no justice! No justice, no peace!
Maddy the Sheriff of Crazytown got put on punishment with me but it is no punishment at all because she is a claustrophile and she likes the horse trailer. She would be perfectly happy inside a washing machine, as long as it was a front loader and she could see out. But to me it is double punishment because solitary confinement is bad enough but solitary confinement with Maddy is a bitter pill! And in case you didn't know it nobody likes a bitter pill!
Meanwhile outside the trailer I hear the visitors cooing over Pebbles, that she is even prettier than her picture, she is the prettiest goat they have ever seen, and offering her peanut butter crackers and maple leaves.
Pebbles is a bitter pill, and that is what I am going to call her from now on!
The Bitter Pill, with her stolen parka and her peanut butter crackers!
I hope you are happy, Miss Junior Champion Bitter Pill and Parka Thief! That is what I hope!