A lot has been written about the infirm (Xie Xie), the elderly (Spenny), the unproductive (most of the milkers), the conceited (Cora Belle), the overweight (Tangy), the ill-behaved (Tangy again), and the extremely annoying (Wendell). But hardly anything has been written about me.
So here are a few facts about me.
1. I like to be carried around. It saves energy and the view is better.
2. I like food and food-related items.
3. I like milk. Milk is delicious, it tastes like candy. While milk is a food-related item, it is also milk, so I include it in a category by itself.
4. I do not care for water or rain except if it is in a bucket.
5. I like to do everything by the schedule. For example, we are supposed to come in from the pasture and eat dinner by 5:30. I start crying at 5:31, because why wait?
6. I am getting prettier every day, which is kind of unbelievable, because I was already so pretty when I was born. I am also adorable.
But that's enough about me, because I am also extremely modest and humble. Thank you.