Monday, December 29, 2008

The Fence Magician

Helo to everyone this is hannahbelle. blue went into heat and cannot think so I am running the blog after all. right now i am in a stall with Captain January. he looked really good yesterday but not today. he certainly could fix himself up. his hair is an awful sight and as far as hjygiene forget it.

penrose is in here too and her and me have been giving each other looks like, "what happened to this dude? is it just me or did he look really good yesterday?"

also I thinkl both of us are wondering "what kind of captain is he anyway?" He doesn't look very military, what with the grooming deficits and all. its funny the things you think of the day after you were in heat.

whatever.

big brownie didn't die after all, just needed about 4 gallons of transmission fluid. as of thios moment Big Brownie needs constant trannfusions of power steering fluid, motor oil, transmission fluid, and various other car electrolyutes to keep from dying every few minutes.

what kind of life is that? Pull the plug, I say.

tubster is in trouble because she got hold of the farmer's bag of gourmet Christmas popcorn and pulled it through the wire fence while the farmer wasn't looking and ate the whole thing bag and all. she's like a little magician when it comes to pulling things through the fence. she's much better than that guy who's always on tv hanging upside down in a straightjacket in Times Square.

if you put vanilla wafers or peanuts inside a piano she would pull the whole thing through the no-climb fence while you went to fill the water bucket. grand piano, any kind, it wouldn't matter. poof.

that's the news from lake snowbegone.

4 comments :

The Capri Cheese Press said...

What a cute blog. Great idea to give your goat her own blog. Can she read a calendar, as in know when her kidding day is scheduled?

Marigold said...

Dear Mom,
This is your son. Didn't Granny Belle teach you to spell? But then, I guess you have had other things on your mind. Still, you could have studied a little when you were in solitary confinement in the horse trailer. You've certainly spent A LOT of time there. Anyway, I just wanted to say Hi. Hi. Plus I wanted to tell you that I don't think a piano would taste very good.

Your loving son,
Peanut

goatfarmer said...

Who?

goatgirl said...

I didn't notice a thing mother-dearest.
Love,
Cora Belle