Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The Rainbow of Dibs

Okay this is the last post about the Crumpet t-shirts. The Crumpet t-shirts will be available soon in a rainbow of colors. That is if you consider a rainbow to be made of three muted colors, dull navy blue, olive-ish green, and drabby brown (the company calls it chocolate.)  Okay the Crumpet t-shirt is also available in a rainbow of sizes. That is if you consider a rainbow to be made up of the sizes M-L-XL or 2XL. We do not know that many small goat people so we did not order smalls when we sent the order in a couple of weeks ago.  That may have been a mistake.

They are organic t-shirts so will shrink slightly, "but not too bad" according to the printing company. The printing company is very optimistic about everything. That doesn't seem to bode well.  They probably don't even have any t-shirts. The farmer is going to put an order form up on the web site soon but there aren't very many shirts since they are bound to be unpopular so if you want one you better send a dibs. Just send an email to the farmer at herronhillATgmailDOTcom and say what size and color you want and say a backup color and size if the first one isn't available. If you did the link contest and you win your shirt will be free. They probably will end up costing about $15 which is a lot of money for a t-shirt and then on top of that you will have to pay the shipping which will probably cost a couple of dollars for your future dust rag but there is a lot of dust in this world so maybe that's ok. Or you could also use it as a buck rag, So there are a rainbow of uses, if you consider a rainbow to be made up of three uses (t-shirt, dust rag, buck rag).

Sample dibs for those confused by the rainbow of information:

I [YOUR NAME HERE] would like to dibs one DRAB GREEN [or DRAB BROWN or DRAB BLUE] t-shirt, size M [or L or XL or 2XL]. If DRAB GREEN is not available, please send me DRAB BROWN. If size L is all gone, please send me size M. When my order is confirmed I will send you a check or a PayPal or something. Thank you for considering my dibs. Faithfully yours in Crumpetude etc.


Ozarks Goat Girl said...

Yip, yip yip yahooee!!! This is the day I've been waiting all my life for! Crumpet t-shirts!!!! I am hoping this is the start of something bigger than t-shirts--Crumpet pajamas, Crumpet Christmas ornaments, Crumpet coveralls, Crumpet feed buckets... It's a rainbow of possibilities! Can't wait to deplete my savings and send it off for my own muted colored t-shirt even if it ends up shrinking. It'll just show off my "fluffy" bod and attract even MORE attention to the cause!

P G said...

I'm so excited, so excited, so excited, SO EXCITED!!! I get to have a t-shirt with Crumpet's name on it!!! Do you think it would be possible for Crumpet to touch it or something before you ship it to me? She could sign it or walk on it with dirty feet or something, just so I could be that much more near to her. I'm SO incredibly, abundantly, eminently, enormously, hugely,
exceedingly, immeasurably,
exceptionally, remarkably,
extremely, immensely, tremendously, incomparably, infinitely, intensely, supremely,
surpassingly, vastly happy.

Grumpy Goat said...

Drab Chocolate Brown is one of my favourite colours, but I also like Drab Olive-ish Green.

An email is even now wing its electrica way down the Intertubes.

Marigold said...

I like Crumpet and all, but I think I'm seriously worried about 'PG'. Oy.