Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Winner...

Well it is time to tell the correct answer to the quiz. The correct answer is Big Orange.

Big Orange does not belong in the photo for all the reasons mentioned:

1. She is not polled, and has never had any hermaphrodite children.
2. She has a distinct advantage in the mammary system.
3. She is orange.
4. She is a goat.
5. She is a productive member of society.
6. She has no implants of any kind.
7. She is a strict vegetarian, and can be trusted with a knife.

But first and foremost, Big Orange does not belong in the picture because she is a Bigoletto and not a Kardashian.

Congratulations to our winner pictishwitch!

Applause applause applause. 

In other exciting news, Pebbles has gotten bigger than Sandy, who was almost twice Pebbles' size at birth. Congratulations to Pebbles, who worked her way up from Peanut size to Plus size through sheer determination and diligent round-the-clock eating.

Scattered polite applause.

In yet more thrilling news, Wendell has had his rightful jacket returned to him and wears it proudly as he hogs heat in front of the stove.

Tepid congratulatory murmur. 


Marigold said...

I am just so glad to know the answer. I have been on pins and needles (which is really uncomfortable). Although, I think I should point out that the whole Bigoletto thing is an obvious ploy by the NobraiƱos to cover their numbers.

Karen C said...

Much congrats to all, especially Pebbles!

Claire the Shepherdess said...

Oh thank goodness, we were deeply worried about that whole application of the Kardashian name to a herd of goats, which aside from being cruel and unusual, would almost certainly result in reprehensible behaviour (more than normal) on the part of the so-named goats. We would like new photographic evidence of Pebbles and her Rubenesque-ness. :)