Sunday, December 04, 2011

KBetsy et al

As you know our farm is ruled by the Soprano family, which is Brandy and the daughters of Brandy, and their daughters and so on, including Wronny, Winnie, Maddy (aka the Sheriff of Crazytown), Jessie, Winnie Jr., Morchella, etc.

But the Betsy family has been hinting that it would like to take over some of the power which will never happen because the Betsy family is part Nubian and if they ever sat down to sign the papers the Betsy family would agree to the $5,000 undercoating and rock-chip prevention, the $2,000 Scotchgarded seats, the document fees, the extended warranty to the year 2525, and all the other fine print that the Sopranos would add in while the Betsy family was focusing on the free popcorn in the manager's office.

So I don't think the Betsy Family can rise to the top, but there is no doubt that they have risen and they definitely seem to think that they should have their own clan name, like the Sopranos.

So I tried to think of a good name and the first thing that sprang to mind of course was the Kardashians, which kind of sums up the Betsy Family.

But the problem with that is that almost all of them would have to change their names, and it took so long to learn the ones they have that it doesn't seem like a good idea.

You know what I mean: Kbetsy, Kbig Orange, Kxie xie, Kbinky, Ktangy, Kpinky.

Kclementine would be ok, I guess.

So please let me know if you can think of a better name for the Betsy Family. Thanks.


Grumpy Goat said...

If not the Cardassians, how about the Borg? "Resistance is futile."

The Goat Girls of Cudzoo Farm. said...

The Contraltos?

Anonymous said...

Hi - just wondering what happened to the entry about Betsy's eye? Same thing happened to my doe a few days later and I wanted to show it to my husband...

goatgirl said...

I think they are The Real Housewives of the Key Pen. That way they can just keep their own names.

Marigold said...

The Bigolettos ... or perhaps the Nubleones. At any rate, I hope no one finds a horse head in their bed.

Ozarks Goat Girl said...

How about The Darlin's (as in the good-natured but trouble-making, lacking social graces and quite backward Darling Family on the Andy Griffith show).

Millie said...

It is very important to have the proper last name. I'm certain it will come to your human in a dream or something like that.