Diary of a Dairy Goat. This blog is the diary of one goat, Baby Belle, a Nigerian Dwarf who lives on a small dairy farm in Western Washington.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Top of the Pops
No offense to Darren, but if this is all it takes to get on Britain's Got Talent, then we are going to open a goat talent agency. I mean, come on, even Marty the Nubian knew how to open the door and go in the kitchen and look through the cabinets for fig newtons. And my grandmother Baby Belle invented a time machine. (We can't show it to you right now because she is using it.) On the other hand I guess waving is pretty good for a Nubian.
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Amazing!
This may be a distraction tactic on Darren's part. While the humans are all agog over his magnificent waving, they aren't apt to notice the secret lab he has built in the barn for turning hay scraps into peanuts. Or some such....
Hmm. I suspect Yang may be on to something.
Ah, mom... why was she looking for fig newtons instead of Peanuts? Yang has definitely got something there. I think I want to be in investor in that hay-to-Peanuts venture.
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