Something has happened to Big Orange. She used to be the Mayor of Crazy Town. Well, she still is. But she has turned super super super sweet, it's very baffling, I wonder if there is some kind of secret contest going on where the sweetest goat wins a truckload of licorice or something. If there is, please email me, I definitely could take my sweetness up several notches if there is a good reason. I don't want to waste a bunch of sweetness though.
Also my daughter Izzy moved out on her own. She is nice when she sees me in the pasture but she has decided she prefers living in the unbelievably dilapidated cabana. The cabana, if they showed it on tv to represent a hillbilly goat shack, would probably be vetoed as being too overdone. It has been 'slated for demolition' for years. The roof has been blown off several times and replaced with decreasing enthusiasm and skill each time. Supposedly it is going to be replaced this summer if it ever stops raining. Which it hasn't.
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I am sending you our rain, because I can see that you will miss it if you don't have enough. Remember 'enough'?
I get such a kick out of reading your posts! You should write a book because you are hilarious:)
How do I get elected to the town council of Crazy Town? I think I have lot to offer with my unique brand of crazy. Are there regular elections or do I need to appeal to the Mayor to appoint me?
Dear Yang the Mayor will be in touch with you telepathically if you have qualified. You will start to get funny ideas sent by the Mayor. You might want to get a helmet because you may run straight into a tree. There is a pretty large pool of qualified applicants, though, so don't get your hopes up.
I am wearing my helmet, but it appears to be blocking the Mayor's signal. I haven't run into anything in two days. I guess I'll just wait until the Mayor makes a decision, or begin plotting a coup here at my own farm.
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OW! I just ran into a tree! hahahahahaha!
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