Sunday, September 12, 2010

Part Two

Ok, part two.

The grain hum went through the herd, and Hannah Belle set off up the hill. She took everyone down into the far corner of the front pasture where nobody ever goes, and she showed everyone a hidden hole under the fence next to the driveway.

All the little goats got through, and some of the mediums, and several of the bigs including Tugboat Tangy surprisingly, but Winnie couldn't make it so she stood on the other side bellowing until she reached the end of her attention span.

We hightailed up the driveway lest any helpful passersby see us and report us and pretty soon we were up by the cottage with Tangy breathing through her mouth from the exertion but occasionally still chanting "grain" as we all came up on the shed where the grape leaves grow through the fence.

It didn't take long to make them disappear.

Then Hannah Belle ordered everyone into the barn, where the grain was piled in 50 lb sacks. Everyone stared in amazement.

"Get to work!" yelled Hannah Belle, "We've got free rein!"

We knocked a bag from the top of the stack and then we all started pawing and chewing through the bag. Time is of the essence when you are bag-chewing. Since there wasn't room for everybody to chew the bag, a few of us waiting for the bag to be gnawed open went and knocked over every single thing in the barn that wasn't bolted down.

We made it through. We ate 48 pounds of cob before the neighbor farmer came to milk the milkers and caught us all red-handed.

All except one.

Hannah Belle somehow had managed to get back into the pasture.

She gazed in innocently as we were all stuffed into a holding cell to see when and if we would get sick.

"My goodness, what's going on?" her expression said. "Can I help with anything?"

"I hope you all enjoyed that grain," the farmer said later after hearing the report of what had happened. "because you won't be getting any more for a long time."


Millie said...

Oh my. I hope nobody gets sick from all that grain. Our human has to get very sneaky to keep us from eating it all too.

goatgirl said...

I wondered what happened to the grape leaves....and the bottom half of the trees near the gate.

Lilyian and Tayet Silverspoon said...

Woo Hoo! I would have loved to do that! My human would find out though. Her dad practically lives in our garage.

Claire the Shepherdess said...

Thank you for this useful guide on how to get grain from the barn. I will be using it to my herd's advantage. We don't have the grape leaves but there are some nice roses and clematis by the house that we will consider in lieu of the grapes.
**Lucky Nickel**

Yang said...

Did anyone get sick? If so, did they feel the adventure was worth the discomfort?

Marigold said...

Oy. Just Oy. This is a shameful admission. You should NEVER have gotten caught!

SueP said...

Oh, I hope no one gets sick from this little adventure.
Fingers crossed.

NikeBlack said...

Wow. We're really impressed. The best anyone has managed here is our stinky buck Leopold who knows how to climb fences... his claim to fame is stealing the chickens' food three days in a row.

Conny said...

Funny (or not) how free rein means more work for the farmer. Goats always seem to be the instigator in feed sack break-ins! This happened to me once. Don't turn your back on the goats. :>)

Anonymous said...

Hope the farmer had a happy birthday.