Sunday, January 10, 2010

Hello Chorus

Something very embarrassing happened to me. I went into heat. I could feel all my brainpower dimming. Poor Tangy, I thought, this is how she must feel all the time. Pretty soon I only had enough brainpower to run my eyes and my feet. My feet started walking and the next thing I knew I was standing by the buck pen staring at the bucks.

I couldn't think of any comments so I started saying "Hello," over and over.

The bucks all started saying "Hello," over and over back to me.

My nose came on for a minute and then I said, "You all smell really good today."

"Hello," they blubbered, all together.

I couldn't hear anything else so I did not hear the footsteps and I was really surprised when I was picked up in the air and carried to the barn and locked in a stall.

"HELLO!" I shouted. "IS ANYONE OUT THERE? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO!!!!"

5 comments :

Claire said...

Oh dear. How embarrassing. Well, don't worry. It happens to the best of us. Then we move on and don't speak of it. We'll all just pretend this didn't happen. :-)

Animals with Opinions said...

the humans really ruin all our fun with their schedules and breeding rules. break into the pen and end your suffering. your human has to sleep sometime!

gerald the good advice goat

Marigold said...

Anarchy. It really is what's for breakfast.

ccr said...

Yeah! go get e'm

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