Thursday, November 26, 2009

So Many Thanks

We must be thankful for what we have. Even if it is horrible.

So I would like to thank the rain for coming down from the sky in torrents. I would like to thank the mud for filling the barnyard. I would like to thank Jammies for conserving her milk for future generations. I would like to thank my lucky stars that I am not a turkey.

I would like to thank my fans for not hating me because I am beautiful.

I would like to thank the farmer down in Chehalis who grew the pea hay.

I would like to thank Melody for all of her preening and simpering.

I would like to thank Pinky, Jr. for not biting my tail (yet) today. I would like to thank Joy for hogging all the hay. I would like to thank my mother for the milk she used to give me that I do not get any more. I would like to thank Walker the Talker for his many incomprehensible ideas. I would like to thank Tangy for her unique swordfish show walk. I would like to thank Zydeco for giving Melody a thrashing.

I would like to thank the farmer for giving me one tiny morsel of grain so that I would not completely starve to death. I would like to thank Wendell for sleeping on a cushion all day.

I would like to thank you, whoever you are, for whatever it is you did. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

5 comments :

Claire said...

Giggles. You're welcome. :-)

Grumpy Goat said...

And thank you for this hugely entertaining blog.

Marigold said...

Do you not get any Peanuts there at the farm? What is that all about? I think that is child abuse. I am reporting it as we speak.

Farmgirl_dk: said...

snort. This is very funny. I don't think I've ever read a thank you letter quite like it. :-)
I need to go read it again.

Texan said...

I am woefully behind on reading blogs... so just getting to read your great Thank You post...

I totally with you, glad I am not a Turkey :O)