Monday, September 22, 2008

The News from Home





Hello everyone.

It is fall now, and time for an update, after a sketchy summer of haphazard reporting.

The farmer says I am not going to have any kids again this year and I am very angry about it. I am just almost angry enough to go on a hunger strike. Almost.

But not quite.

To placate me, the farmer says that my Dairy Princess Cookbook is finally going to come out.

If you have any recipes you would like to have considered this would be the time to submit them before it is too late. Your recipes must be good and they must have DAIRY ingredients.

Dairy ingredients are cheese, milk, ice cream, yogurt, panir, butter, cream, etc. Everything tastes good with cheese, so if you have a good recipe but there aren't any dairy ingredients, just add cheese and send it in. If you have a recipe that isn't good, why not add cheese and see if that helps? Obviously I mean GOAT cheese, milk, cream, butter.

My daughter Blue Umbrella, aka Baby Blue, has inherited my throne as the farmer's personal milker. Baby Blue has the most delicious milk in the herd and she loves the milkstand.

She is also the smartest milker - big surprise - and has been squirted with the water bottle several times for hiding around the corner on the down ramp after she has been milked so that she can rush back IN to the milk parlor when the door opens to try to be milked twice.

Up the down staircase is definitely not allowed. She knows that but it's hard not to take advantage sometimes when you are competing against Nubians.

By the way Boo and Scouty did really well when we first switched to the milk bench but now they have post-traumatic-stress-disorder and can't stand still in the milk parlor. When they are halfway milked they start to dance and jiggle, both of them exactly the same way, even though they are never in the milk parlor at the same time.

The farmer has worked the problem out on paper by developing a special theory of dairy bucket flight probability: 1 Nubian in the milk parlor + 1 Nubian in the milk parlor at the same time = 2 many Nubians in the milk parlor.

In other news, the dairy was finally approved as a Grade A Washington dairy and this morning the inspector came out to take the first milk sample. We will have our grand opening in the spring and spend the winter experimenting, since right about now everyone is starting to peter out of milk. And maybe by then we will be able to get a pasteurizer.

So that's all for now. The big girls are all in heat so I can't hear myself think. Must go in case more apples have fallen from the tree.

8 comments :

goatgirl said...

I, too, Baby Belle, am not having any kids this year but not to worry, it will leave me more time to eat, sleep and blog. You will get used to it and before you know you may even like it. Kids for as cute as they are can be such a pain. Especially of the Belle kind.
Congratulations on the dairy.

Dr. Dee said...

congrats!

KateT208 said...

Way to go. Send us some marc de tomme, ok? or is it tomme de marc? either way.

Able Oaks Dairy Goats said...

Congratulations on your grade A cert! Much success to you.

Farmgirl_dk: said...

Wow - exciting and wonderful things are happening for you all ...congratulations!
Very funny post, too :-)

Marigold said...

One needs time to contemplate when writing, and it is a well-known fact that kids get in the way of this. They tend to take over your stump too. So congratulations to the goatfarmer (on the dairy and handling the Nubians), but more congratulations to you upon your retirement. Ponder forth, Baby Belle, where no goat has gone before!

Marigold said...

Oh, by the way. I'll bet you can get some good ingredients from goatgirl for your cookbook. She has truffles. Just ask the pigs.

Shenandoah said...

Well Done! Congratulations