Diary of a Dairy Goat. This blog is the diary of one goat, Baby Belle, a Nigerian Dwarf who lives on a small dairy farm in Western Washington.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Time Travelers
The frozen gentlemen have arrived, each in a little tube from the 20th century. All of them are handsome, exceedingly well-bred, and dead as doornails.
Their names are as fancy as their pedigrees.
First, the four gentlemen of LaMancha:
Rockspring DB Dahlia Doubletake
Haute Caprine Pulsar
Little-Orchard P Golden Ace
Rockspring DM Vermil Vincent
and last but by no means least, the Toggenburg Titan himself, Sunkissed Razz Azari(son of 2x national champion SGCH Sunkissed Madame Razz, LA 93).
Penrose will be introduced to Azari when the time is right. But the question is, who should little orphan Betsy try to thaw out? Perhaps Mr. Doubletake?
The farmer does not know how to revive the frozen gentlemen, but the farmer's neighbor is an expert on introducing ladies to frozen gentleman, so she will do the honors, and we shall see if any more little time travelers arrive in the spring.
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3 comments :
Frozen gentlement seem to me to be the ideal. No nasty Beasty Boy smell or behaviour. Perhaps this is an idea whose time has come?
Possessing superior observation skills, I, myself, have to wonder at the quality of the 'Razz Ma Tazz Whosit's' frozen gentlepersons. Why? Because one just HAS to wonder about the qaulity of someone whose owner sports yellow shoe laces.
Kudos, Marigold! You did spot the glaringly (and once you see them, you can't unsee them) obvious. I concur. One has to question this whole scheme now.
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