Friday, July 26, 2013

The Boston Terror and The Idiots

There was a hushed discussion with no one able to agree.

"This boston terror is very little. Only about 4 inches tall,"  said the down-below Nubian crosses, led by Cherry. "We think it will not be a problem."

"Idiots," said Eo.

"Four inches is a lot," said Crumpet. "Two inches would be better."

"Can we shrink it?" asked Jammies. "Is there a way to shrink it?"

"I have heard that things can be shrunk through selective breeding," Betty chimed in.

"Let's breed it to Chaos," suggested Belle Starr. "I have noticed he is not very particular."

"That is not what selective means," Betty opined.

"Idiots," snapped Eo.

"It's fine right now where the farmer mostly carries it around," mused Elbie, "but what is going to happen when the farmer puts it down?"

"On the ground, you mean?" asked Pinky and Moony together.

"Idiots," said Eo.



6 comments :

Anonymous said...

OK, having seen the new Doritos commercial may I assume that this pup's name is Dorito? Rita? Dory? some combo thereof? Very sweet little one whatever you call "it." The goats had better by on their best behavior because this one has a look that will brook no bad behavior!

Tyche's Minder said...

:)

Marigold said...

Idiots indeed. Just wait. They'll be crying in their Peanuts.

Anonymous said...

MORE! MORE! Cute pics of the "terror". OMG, too cute!

Jessica said...

That is absolutely the most adorable little puppy. In terms of cuteness, it is a terror indeed.

Missy the Goat said...

Looking forward to being terrorized with all of the stories in the future.