Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Buttinskys

The public is very cynical and several members have inquired whether I 'thought' I really won my fight with Abby the duck-footed Oregonian. I tihnk it is pretty apparent who won the fight even though only a few excerpts of it have been shown since it was a three-hour battle that I won. Or in any case I would have won if Wronny the self-proclaimed herdqueen hadn't made me stop fighting for no apparent reason except I guess she was probably afraid that the little duckfoot would be injured as you can see in this video. Wronny and her henchgoat Pinky think they are a big slice of pie and they go around telling other people what to do. What kind of fight is it when a big 175 pound bossy-boots has to come in and help you and go two against one and then three against one when her nitwit henchgoat lumbers onto the scene. So as far as who won the so-called fight which was really a stroll in the park from my point of view I think anyone would say the one who won was the one who did not need help from the henchgoats and herdqueens of the world. Thank you.

Also ps don't worry Wronny can't read. As far as Pinky she can barely walk and chew cud at the same time.





6 comments :

goatgirl said...

I would like to know what Lainey's role is in all this. Is she your manager?

Marigold said...

Oh, for heaven's sake. How unfair. In my opinion, anyone who has lost their ears has most likely lost brain content as well. This proves it, does it not???

Millie said...

As the herd queen's twin sister, I must say they were only doing their job by intervening.

goatfarmer said...

yes that's right Lainey is my manager.

Amy Lagerquist said...

Boy, that Wronny just doesn't let you have any fun. What a downer.

Terry said...

Drama queens all. We goat boys have extended periods of head-butting and tail wagging. But it's all for fun! You girls take yourselves way too seriously.
-Pip and Caper at GoatCam.com