Diary of a Dairy Goat. This blog is the diary of one goat, Baby Belle, a Nigerian Dwarf who lives on a small dairy farm in Western Washington.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
My New Enemy
This post is private please do not read it.
Dear Diary:
The new goat Melody has been hogging the limelight. She has been crybabying also to get more food and attention. She pretends to be cuter than me which is impossible. She is my enemy.
Please remember that we two leggeds are very weak--when one so sweet, beautiful and charming as yourself works your way into our hearts, we want to surround ourselves with animals in your likeness. SO really, Melody is only an attempt to fill every landscape with goats like you. All the worlds a barn and all the players merely goats...
3 comments :
I'm sure you are the cuter of the two. Post a picture of the two of you and we'll let you know that you are indeed the cute one!
Oy. Maybe you need a HitGoat. You could pay them off with Peanuts. One of the Sopranos perhaps???
Please remember that we two leggeds are very weak--when one so sweet, beautiful and charming as yourself works your way into our hearts, we want to surround ourselves with animals in your likeness. SO really, Melody is only an attempt to fill every landscape with goats like you.
All the worlds a barn and all the players merely goats...
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