Diary of a Dairy Goat. This blog is the diary of one goat, Baby Belle, a Nigerian Dwarf who lives on a small dairy farm in Western Washington.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Why?
Why is there no justice? Why is the world filled with grief and heartache? Why must bad things happen to good goats? Why did I get banned from the grain bin?
"Because you are getting too fat, Millie," said the farmer.
Millie, You little cherub! Have the farmer take you hiking; you'll enjoy snacking on the Oregon Grape, Evergreen Huckleberry, and other native foliage. Now how about some new pitures, I simply can't imagaine you being too chubby.
Oh Millie I do understand...just recently if you read my blog post, Lady rancher said I looked 3 months pregnant and well I wasn't! So what happened, the protein bucket disappeared from the barn! Okay so I always had my head in it and had yummy molasses all over my face and beard...well I need more protein is why! okay yes its back now but that doesn't change it was gone for several weeks! Stand your ground Millie! I have your back... Sugarcube PS I am a pretty little goat, so well stand your ground within reason :O)...
Millie! You poor little dear! You MUST explain to the farmer that it is simply verg good "Dairy Character" that you are developing. The most Excellent Dairy Character in fact! And full access to the grain bin is necessary!
7 comments :
Oh my Millie! You poor little too chub thing. The farmer knows what is best for you. Smile, life is still good :)
I feel your pain,I was once banned from the feed bucket,but it was for the best. Rural Rambler is right. The Farmer knows best.
Hard lessons Millie! Life is so not fair!
Prove it.
Millie,
You little cherub! Have the farmer take you hiking; you'll enjoy snacking on the Oregon Grape, Evergreen Huckleberry, and other native foliage.
Now how about some new pitures, I simply can't imagaine you being too chubby.
Oh Millie I do understand...just recently if you read my blog post, Lady rancher said I looked 3 months pregnant and well I wasn't! So what happened, the protein bucket disappeared from the barn! Okay so I always had my head in it and had yummy molasses all over my face and beard...well I need more protein is why! okay yes its back now but that doesn't change it was gone for several weeks! Stand your ground Millie! I have your back...
Sugarcube
PS
I am a pretty little goat, so well stand your ground within reason :O)...
Millie! You poor little dear! You MUST explain to the farmer that it is simply verg good "Dairy Character" that you are developing. The most Excellent Dairy Character in fact! And full access to the grain bin is necessary!
Believe me, I know "Dairy Character"!
Cassie Jean at Chiva Risa Ranch
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