Thursday, May 07, 2009

Primates - Go Figure!

Well, the farmer’s precious pet Winnie got very sick. She had milk fever and went down like a stone. She couldn’t walk, because she couldn’t stand up, and the farmer sat around petting her and giving her calcium and Vitamin B and swaddling her in blankets and fetching salal and huckleberry and fresh grass and leaves and all kinds of tempting treats.


I did not get my feet trimmed as had been promised, and Lucy did not get her haircut fixed. Tangy did not do any walking practice – Tangy walks like a swordfish reeled to the surface on a sportfishing tv show, hurling her whole body against the collar and flapping around in mid-air - and the compost pile did not get turned. Domino didn’t get castrated, either, but he didn’t mind.


All because Princess Winnie was sick.


Sometimes I do not understand the workings of the primate mind, because personally I think Winnie is a pain. To me, I say, c’est la vie, if a goat has milk fever and won’t get up to eat, then it doesn’t have much gumption which probably signals weak genes.


I have had milk fever but that is because I had triplets who were very hungry because of their exceptional genetic makeup. Whereas with Winnie, her triplets are perfectly ordinary, and one of them was even a runt, so again we get back to the weak genes, and honestly I don’t understand all the extra effort that could have been better used fixing Lucy’s haircut (looks like it was done with a lawnmower) or castrating Domino the-soon-to-be-wether who really has become a pest with his goatboy ideas.


But this is just one example of how the primate mind works.


Primates can be useful, they have those fingers for picking bugs off you and scratching that part near your withers where you can’t reach, but do not try to figure out what they are thinking. Even if you could do it, you would probably not want to know.


Winnie got better but obviously through no fault of her own weak genes.

5 comments :

Cici Goat Lover said...

Are you maybe a little jealous there, Belle? You are a beauty, and those Manchas are uuuugly, but, show some feeling for the fellow goat! Mr. Farmer would do the same for you!

Marigold said...

Trust me. Not getting your hooves trimmed? It was a favor beyond measure.

Cici said...

just one Question-Why have you slowed down on the posts? you used to be so freQuent and enjoyable! I really like your blog!

Farmgirl_dk: said...

Funny. I laughed out loud through this whole post! Now, could we have a post from Jammie? I hear her milk tastes deee-licious. :-)

Cici said...

Here are some Z names for you, I heard you were having a bit o' trouble
Zirulia (Zirri)
Zabi
Zasparilla
Zal
Zoro
Zin
Zen
Zeno
Zee Zee
zsa Zsa
Zila
Zambo
Zamba
Zambini
Zalicious
Zeelight
Zeeli
Looong list! that should encompass a lot, even if there are some you don't care for!