This Goat's Life

Ok Crumpet lives by herself in the horse pasture now. She has a secret squeeze hole no one else can get through and she squeezed through and...

Binky had a stomach ache and she went to lie down and she accidentally had two kids, a buck and a doe, they shot out like champagne corks. P...

Ok if you are planning to get born you may not know how to do it so this is a guide on getting born or anyway this is how I did it yesterday...

Crumpet has refused to grow and when the farmer went to measure her against the scratch on the tack room door from February there was no poi...

We have a lot of ratchet straps here. If you have the right number and the right kind of ratchet straps you can tie anything down. Really an...

Well a couple of weeks ago we had a nice weekend and the temperature got up in the 60s. And then after that everything went sideways, with h...

Okay there was a switch. The whole Jammies family except Jinxy and the whole Moldy family came down here in our pasture. My mother came back...

Some people get tired of their mother when they get to be big. They forget about all the milk their mother gave them. This would be understa...

Well the time came and the last of the last year's babies went on long-overdue weaning. This was Crumpet, Crayola, and Jinxy. They were ...

It is a good thing I wasn't thinking anything, or maybe I was, because the way the frogs are singing now you cannot hear yourself think ...

In case you were wondering, no. We didn't forget you. Herron Hill Hannah Belle  6/22/2004-3/3/2012

Crumpet thinks that the whole world is her red carpet and sometimes it gets pretty annoying. Like in this video Crumpet is supposed to be wo...

The farmer went away yesterday and today we got a long pointed lecture on the subject of "Taking Advantage." How would we like i...

Nobody ever hears anything about Sandy. Sandy is Pebbles' twin. She is the unsung twin. Sandy likes the background, that's where she...

It is a D Year. We have a ways to go, but because of the intellectual bankruptcy problem we need to start getting other people's ideas n...

Our farmer is not getting any smarter. Yesterday our farmer was walking around marveling. I don't know if you know any farmers but if yo...

Well everyone has lost interest in Crumpet and it seems her acronym is going to have to be changed to either TFMFGOTKP* or NAFAYT* but that ...

Crumpet at the Christmas party.

Crumpet is launching her new line of famous goat products shortly and a famous designer is creating her first t-shirt but there is a fly in ...

Someone pointed out that if Crumpet is the most famous goat in the world, where does that leave me? It is a good question. Anyway Crumpe...