This Goat's Life

Years ago I inherited a horse, an old appaloosa named Mo. He came with the farm. I had never had a horse before, or even been around horses,...

Well the farmer went to start the generator to see if it was all ready for the winter storm and would start properly. It would not.  "T...

Golly had her twins there were two of them. One was flashy with blue eyes and frosting. That was Pancake. One was as plain as the nose on...

The Ottoman was captured and put in a holding pen, a 100% foolproof holding pen, because she was causing headaches. The Footstool ran around...

Some funny things happened. Eo and Winnie both turned 15, one was decrepit with a bowlegged hitch in her giddyup. The other was fit and cudd...

Okay the Ceremony of the measuring of TMFGITW has been cancelled owing to it is supposed to get really hot and it is smoky and ashy from all...

On Tuesday after the Fair there will be a ceremonial measuring of Crumpet. Crumpet has been throwing down with Belle Starr and doing t-bonin...

Gilbert is thinking of opening an opinion store where he can sell his extra opinions. He has a lot of them. Maybe it could go in a mall some...

The three little barbarians lived in a stall with Wembley at night. There was something about them that made Moony keep asking: what are the...

Well the farmer called a staff meeting and everyone clumped together. I don't remember the exact words of the speech but it was someth...

That should take care of it.

The farmer went on a road trip in the little red truck and and when the farmer came back there were three Nigerian doelings in the back of t...

~~~ ....cont. ~~~ A silence like goatberries in the water bucket fell. Or should it be: a silence fell like goatberries in the water buc...

Crumpet, aka Crumpy Dumps, was getting sick and tired of sitting in the second fiddle section. She had gone to the trouble of growing to an ...

Sometimes there isn’t really anything you can say. Tommy was 32.  For some reason the farmer told everybody that he was 31. “How ol...

Crumpy enjoys a delicious breakfast whilst the unwashed masses wait foodlessly in their muddy mud pit. How sad for the UM in their MMP, thin...

Butterbean was getting a lot of attention just for the simple fact of not having a tail which can hardly be considered an accomplishment and...

The sun came out and Beanie and friends forgot about their horns. The horns they used to one day be going to have. But not any more. They ...

Today is a day of bitterness and regret and we will not say anything further about the secrets of Beanie Baby until the sun comes out again ...

So that makes four kids, three bucklings and one doeling. Two of the bucklings are extraordinarily handsome, and the doeling is very beautif...