This Goat's Life

It is a D Year. We have a ways to go, but because of the intellectual bankruptcy problem we need to start getting other people's ideas n...

Our farmer is not getting any smarter. Yesterday our farmer was walking around marveling. I don't know if you know any farmers but if yo...

Well everyone has lost interest in Crumpet and it seems her acronym is going to have to be changed to either TFMFGOTKP* or NAFAYT* but that ...

Crumpet at the Christmas party.

Crumpet is launching her new line of famous goat products shortly and a famous designer is creating her first t-shirt but there is a fly in ...

Someone pointed out that if Crumpet is the most famous goat in the world, where does that leave me? It is a good question. Anyway Crumpe...

Well what happened was it didn't work out that well with Crumpet playing the piano. Oh she could play the notes all right but she just d...

It is New Year's Day where we are and we wish you the best New Year ever!

Yesterday there was a big wind storm with sticks and branches flying everywhere and the metal roof on the cabana rattling and flapping. It d...

Well it didn't start out like one of those days but things went sideways in a hurry. Crumpet was supposed to go and have her picture tak...

Maybe we will try the harmonica...

Crumpet is small and cute but that is not enough. If you are reading this and you are small and cute and you think that is enough, you are w...

Every morning begins with the Breakfast Olympics.

It is raining right now but to say that it is raining doesn't really convey the watery reality of what we are experiencing. Every ten mi...

Hello this is Millie and my vacation is over because I got tired of waiting for Belle Starr to update the blog. She was too busy watching Xi...

What happened was it turned to winter all in one day. The leaves fell off the trees and the rain started pouring down. The sun shut off - cl...

Here is what the herd does every morning, my half of the herd anyway. It sits around waiting for the farmer to come out. "Where is ...

All the goats that went to the fair caught a cold. Including me. That happens every year. Moony is sick and also disappointed because she...

What happened was Millie got tired of the blog. This blog is weighing me down. is what she said. everything that happens I am supposed to ...

Well the goats got back from the Fair and it was an unmitigated display of mediocrity with no blue ribbons at all whatsoever anywhere, in fa...