This Goat's Life

On Tuesday after the Fair there will be a ceremonial measuring of Crumpet. Crumpet has been throwing down with Belle Starr and doing t-bonin...

Gilbert is thinking of opening an opinion store where he can sell his extra opinions. He has a lot of them. Maybe it could go in a mall some...

The three little barbarians lived in a stall with Wembley at night. There was something about them that made Moony keep asking: what are the...

Well the farmer called a staff meeting and everyone clumped together. I don't remember the exact words of the speech but it was someth...

That should take care of it.

The farmer went on a road trip in the little red truck and and when the farmer came back there were three Nigerian doelings in the back of t...

~~~ ....cont. ~~~ A silence like goatberries in the water bucket fell. Or should it be: a silence fell like goatberries in the water buc...

Crumpet, aka Crumpy Dumps, was getting sick and tired of sitting in the second fiddle section. She had gone to the trouble of growing to an ...

Sometimes there isn’t really anything you can say. Tommy was 32.  For some reason the farmer told everybody that he was 31. “How ol...

Crumpy enjoys a delicious breakfast whilst the unwashed masses wait foodlessly in their muddy mud pit. How sad for the UM in their MMP, thin...

Butterbean was getting a lot of attention just for the simple fact of not having a tail which can hardly be considered an accomplishment and...

The sun came out and Beanie and friends forgot about their horns. The horns they used to one day be going to have. But not any more. They ...

Today is a day of bitterness and regret and we will not say anything further about the secrets of Beanie Baby until the sun comes out again ...

So that makes four kids, three bucklings and one doeling. Two of the bucklings are extraordinarily handsome, and the doeling is very beautif...

So Wembley started in to laboring and the farmer got the stool for sitting on, the Kindle for reading, the towels, the gatorade, the special...

Time out from June Bug. Wembley and Froggy were getting ready to kid. They were neither one very big and the farmer hoped poor Wembley was...

All right ok June comes from the Jupiter line and the Jupiter line of course is all Rosasharn and Rosasharn of course like every other line...

Ok where were we. June. Ok June is the daughter of Starlord who goes back Drops of Jupiter top and bottom as previously mentioned. How Dro...

The story of June. June was born into a normal family with normal parents. Reasonably normal parents. Her parents were Faraway and Starlor...

Nobody really likes them very much and they just don't care. On the other hand nobody really dislikes them very much and they don't ...