This Goat's Life

Butterbean was getting a lot of attention just for the simple fact of not having a tail which can hardly be considered an accomplishment and...

The sun came out and Beanie and friends forgot about their horns. The horns they used to one day be going to have. But not any more. They ...

Today is a day of bitterness and regret and we will not say anything further about the secrets of Beanie Baby until the sun comes out again ...

So that makes four kids, three bucklings and one doeling. Two of the bucklings are extraordinarily handsome, and the doeling is very beautif...

So Wembley started in to laboring and the farmer got the stool for sitting on, the Kindle for reading, the towels, the gatorade, the special...

Time out from June Bug. Wembley and Froggy were getting ready to kid. They were neither one very big and the farmer hoped poor Wembley was...

All right ok June comes from the Jupiter line and the Jupiter line of course is all Rosasharn and Rosasharn of course like every other line...

Ok where were we. June. Ok June is the daughter of Starlord who goes back Drops of Jupiter top and bottom as previously mentioned. How Dro...

The story of June. June was born into a normal family with normal parents. Reasonably normal parents. Her parents were Faraway and Starlor...

Nobody really likes them very much and they just don't care. On the other hand nobody really dislikes them very much and they don't ...

Ok June Bug got born and spent her days on 24-hour food service, traveling from the milk machine (her mother Faraway) to the hay feeder to t...

As far as who is the most tiresome kid ever I always thought it was Crumpet being ferried everywhere in private limousine, dining toute seul...

Pinky has one ear now and it has gone to her head. She was always large but she used to be reasonably humble. Now she stays in a private...

Incident Report # 2017-01-06. Documented disaster involving: 8-month-old LaMancha doeling. Small brownish female ruminant with four legs. IQ...

Supposedly if the ear stayed on for ten days it would be considered reattached for good. So we started counting the days and everyone vowed ...

Ok. Pinky went to the vet. The vet was very nice and sewed Pinky's ear back on and stitched Pinky back together with about a million sti...

I was not there I was in the other pasture so Pebbles is going to tell the story. It was a nice morning. We were waiting for the hay so we...

Well unfortunately there is a problem. The farmer has not gotten any smarter and the files for my book have to be reformatted having to do w...

I know no one reads this any more but my book is going to the printer on Thursday or Friday I think. But they are saying they will cut the h...

Thanks everyone for reading This Goat's Life . It will be available in slightly expanded book form in late May or early June of 2016. It...