This Goat's Life

A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show its head. Orangina, Hannah Banana, and little Eskimo Joey wen...

There was an incursion. This was caused by Little Drudgery repeatedly slipping through a small hole in the fence between our pasture and the...

Homer went to his new home where he is living with a Nubian wether and eating blackberries. This meant that the farmer had to milk Binky a m...

AD #2 is Dinky Dollarbird. Dinky Dollarbird comes from a family of whingers so keep that in the back of your mind as you are reading, as if ...

Ok I am going to do an update on what happened during the Internet disruption. Crumpet started going in with the tough girls all the time ...

The Internet went out owing to an evil company we have around here. There is no point in naming names but the Company Name starts with Centu...

Crumpet went on hijinks since she was not getting any attention. She squirmed through the coddle-baby gate from the pasture where the coddle...

It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere. Not here. Here it was beautiful, a balmy night in early spring, for once not raining but with a g...

Sorry there has been a delay. The dark secret is coming soon.

Every family has its dark secrets. Our family is no exception. But our secret is very dark. Darker than most. In fact it is black. Jet bla...

Binky had a little baby buckling and he was unfortunately quite homely. "He has good posture, though," Belle Pepper said brightl...

There was something about Blue. She just didn't quite seem quite right. Blue always has her kids unfailingly and invariably on Day 146...

Is there anything sadder than last year's baby? Oh look, last year's baby, it used to be so cute. And now it is last year's baby...

They say two wrongs don't make a right. But I don't know. Belle Starr was not like some other does. Two or three days went by an...

Ok we got a lot of excellent OGG* names for the Pebbles twins (Pebbles x Promisedland Chaotic Bliss) and the boy is going to be called Elect...

Pebbles started in bellowing but she didn't know why, so at first she just bellowed randomly. "Oh my!" she bellowed. Then, ...

If this were a movie, in the background of every scene you would see Pebbles, eating, eating, eating like a house on fire. In the foreground...

Well Pebbles now has her own pasture and she lolls about in it like a princess whenever the sun comes out for a few minutes. When the rain...

Well ok the new Isabel came here from Sequim, which must be somewhere near Oregon, because we can't really understand her. What I mean i...

Well I don't like to admit it but Isabel's kids are not bad looking. There is an orange one and then there is the tiny toggenburg. H...