This Goat's Life

It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere. Not here. Here it was beautiful, a balmy night in early spring, for once not raining but with a g...

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Every family has its dark secrets. Our family is no exception. But our secret is very dark. Darker than most. In fact it is black. Jet bla...

Binky had a little baby buckling and he was unfortunately quite homely. "He has good posture, though," Belle Pepper said brightl...

There was something about Blue. She just didn't quite seem quite right. Blue always has her kids unfailingly and invariably on Day 146...

Is there anything sadder than last year's baby? Oh look, last year's baby, it used to be so cute. And now it is last year's baby...

They say two wrongs don't make a right. But I don't know. Belle Starr was not like some other does. Two or three days went by an...

Ok we got a lot of excellent OGG* names for the Pebbles twins (Pebbles x Promisedland Chaotic Bliss) and the boy is going to be called Elect...

Pebbles started in bellowing but she didn't know why, so at first she just bellowed randomly. "Oh my!" she bellowed. Then, ...

If this were a movie, in the background of every scene you would see Pebbles, eating, eating, eating like a house on fire. In the foreground...

Well Pebbles now has her own pasture and she lolls about in it like a princess whenever the sun comes out for a few minutes. When the rain...

Well ok the new Isabel came here from Sequim, which must be somewhere near Oregon, because we can't really understand her. What I mean i...

Well I don't like to admit it but Isabel's kids are not bad looking. There is an orange one and then there is the tiny toggenburg. H...

The farmer has a saying. The saying is, "all you have to do is live long enough." That is what the farmer said years ago when th...

Pebbles has gone from possibly bred to definitely bred to waistline the size of the Equator in the last month. Meanwhile Jammies who has foo...

The question was is Pebbles bred or is she supposedly apparently bred? A. Pebbles is definitely bred and already producing a tiny udder su...

In case you are wondering how long Never lasts, the answer is 27 Days. Not even a month. Not even a February. That is how long it has be...

Scene One: A dull-witted farmer comes home from the grocery store with a boston terror puppy. The farmer is carrying several bags of grocer...

Monday did not really want to go in the horse trailer but once she went in she really did not want to come out. She went on the time-tested ...

The farmer heard on tv that yesterday was the most depressing day of the year. That turned out to be true. Around 8 in the morning Poppy...