This Goat's Life

Well the Crumpet Project has really taken off and the Crumpet t-shirt will soon be arriving. Can you imagine the excitement. We had a big w...

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Well it finally happened. Crumpet came into heat. She went and stood by the fence outside Chaos' pen, and she talked to him about the de...

The blog has gotten very boring lately with a lot of drivel about goat shows. There has hardly been anything about Crumpet, who is still the...

The farmer went out of town and it poured. There was a lightning storm and the power went out. The tractor stopped running and the Terror ha...

Zinnia took a thrashing in the licorice contest and so we won the bet but we had no idea who we were betting against because if we did we wo...

Well the Super Bowl smackdown finally came on the schedule and Zinnia the Ninnia aka the Beady-Eyed Sourpuss was turned out in the milker p...

It has been a beautiful August here, no rain except a few sprinkles and not too hot, only in the 80s or so and sometimes in the 70s. The far...

A funny thing happened and that was we almost forgot about Moldy coming from Oregon. In fact the other day Crumpet scoffed when someone told...

Clover was able to t-bone the Terror as it was doing some fancy scurrying around the apple tree. It scurried right into her, looking behind ...

The Terror inspects Eau-de-vie, Brandy's great-great-granddaughter, and appears to find her satisfactory. We have learned that the Terro...

Plan B we decided was to wait and see as far as the Boston Terror goes. We can wait. Just try to wait us out some time and see who wins. We ...

It was decided by the power that be (Eo) that Crumpet would approach the Boston Terror and explain to it our rules for dog behavior and the ...

There was a hushed discussion with no one able to agree. "This boston terror is very little. Only about 4 inches tall,"  said th...

Eo was the first to see it because she is always on the lookout for bad news. When she saw it she did a little gymnastics maneuver, swinging...

There was a show. There was too much to do the farmer did not want to go to the show. Blue Jaye looked beautiful, she had spent two weeks le...

Nothing escapes the notice of a sentry of this caliber...

There is a big silence all around the farm. It is hard to believe, like so many terrible true things. But Wendell, aka Mr. Jingles, d...

Betty is the Nigerian herdqueen now. She does things The Betty Way. The Betty Way is right on time, no funny business, no whining or compl...

Clara Belle the farmer's pet yearling kept getting bigger and  bigger. She was supposed to kid but she held off. The barometer dropped a...