This Goat's Life

It has been a beautiful August here, no rain except a few sprinkles and not too hot, only in the 80s or so and sometimes in the 70s. The far...

A funny thing happened and that was we almost forgot about Moldy coming from Oregon. In fact the other day Crumpet scoffed when someone told...

Clover was able to t-bone the Terror as it was doing some fancy scurrying around the apple tree. It scurried right into her, looking behind ...

The Terror inspects Eau-de-vie, Brandy's great-great-granddaughter, and appears to find her satisfactory. We have learned that the Terro...

Plan B we decided was to wait and see as far as the Boston Terror goes. We can wait. Just try to wait us out some time and see who wins. We ...

It was decided by the power that be (Eo) that Crumpet would approach the Boston Terror and explain to it our rules for dog behavior and the ...

There was a hushed discussion with no one able to agree. "This boston terror is very little. Only about 4 inches tall,"  said th...

Eo was the first to see it because she is always on the lookout for bad news. When she saw it she did a little gymnastics maneuver, swinging...

There was a show. There was too much to do the farmer did not want to go to the show. Blue Jaye looked beautiful, she had spent two weeks le...

Nothing escapes the notice of a sentry of this caliber...

There is a big silence all around the farm. It is hard to believe, like so many terrible true things. But Wendell, aka Mr. Jingles, d...

Betty is the Nigerian herdqueen now. She does things The Betty Way. The Betty Way is right on time, no funny business, no whining or compl...

Clara Belle the farmer's pet yearling kept getting bigger and  bigger. She was supposed to kid but she held off. The barometer dropped a...

We have a goat named Pinky. And we have a goat named Pinky Jr. And just to show the breadth of imagination at work here, we also have a goat...

Brandy has gotten really old and now that she is a teenager she has a habit of nodding off in the pasture and when she does she usually does...

~~~ Lifeboats Part 2 ~~~ The next morning the farmer comes out and starts feeding. The farmer notices that Binky is opening her mouth and ...

Ok Crumpet lives by herself in the horse pasture now. She has a secret squeeze hole no one else can get through and she squeezed through and...

Binky had a stomach ache and she went to lie down and she accidentally had two kids, a buck and a doe, they shot out like champagne corks. P...

Ok if you are planning to get born you may not know how to do it so this is a guide on getting born or anyway this is how I did it yesterday...

Crumpet has refused to grow and when the farmer went to measure her against the scratch on the tack room door from February there was no poi...