This Goat's Life

Here is what the herd does every morning, my half of the herd anyway. It sits around waiting for the farmer to come out. "Where is ...

All the goats that went to the fair caught a cold. Including me. That happens every year. Moony is sick and also disappointed because she...

What happened was Millie got tired of the blog. This blog is weighing me down. is what she said. everything that happens I am supposed to ...

Well the goats got back from the Fair and it was an unmitigated display of mediocrity with no blue ribbons at all whatsoever anywhere, in fa...

The middling goats will be off to the Fair tomorrow so the farmer has been busy trying to find all the things that should have been collecte...

The beautiful weather has been dragging on continuously with 48 days without rain. That's fine and everything, I guess the sunshine is o...

There was a blue moon and nothing happened. We thought something might happen but nothing did. The list of volunteers to go to the Fair ...

It is time for the Fair and everyone here is looking middling. No one looks spectacular. Who wants to go to the Fair and sit around looking ...

Yesterday some of the unfortunates got shaved for the Fair. It is surprising what is under there sometimes. Fat little Clover actually lo...

Winjay the Hun has been reprimanded for T-BONING Crumpet, who weighs 7.5 pounds. "That is disgraceful," the farmer hollered, lum...

Wronny has been raising her two sons Halfway and Gulliver this year and since they are young princes they dine with Wronny everywhere she di...

Well I don't know why people are always saying they are going to do this that and the other "if the creek don't rise." Bec...

Funny story about Betsy. When she was just a kid, she went to the Puyallup Fair. She misbehaved badly in typical fashion, Betsying around in...

One of the farmer's friends has a family saying. It is a euphemism. It comes in handy to soften bad news. The saying is: East of th...

Wendell got hopped up on sticks. Wendell has a friend named Jack. Jack is a mostly blue heeler with a little bit of border collie. Wendell...

There has been so much bad news this year that it was just decided by the management that there would not be any more until further notice. ...

That was her name. You always know there will be days like this. But that doesn't help when they come. Yesterday the farmer found ...

Ok we are taking applications for a new farmer the one we have is stove in from bucking hay and the worst part is the hay season is nowhere ...

It has been a hair-raising week. Moldy had a little son his name is Chance. She is devilishly attached to him and bursts out screaming if sh...

On Saturday Chella had a little drab baby it was a girl of course since Fred only has doe kids and it popped out without causing much troubl...