This Goat's Life

Around here the reception is not very good. Things don't come in. Things like the phone, the tv, the radio. Anyway every morning in the ...

As you know my father's name is Cowboy. He is very handsome and used to have a very distinctive quiff of hair but that has flattened dow...

We have two pink goats here. One is very sweet. One is very pretty. Both are very dumb. One of them is Tangy's daughter. Tangy is Big Or...

We have been having warm weather and pretty nice weather which makes everyone nervous. No one is nervous when there is a blizzard. Or a stre...

Brandy came up to the big barn the other day for a beauty appointment. While she was up at the barn she looked around keenly, making a note ...

Something very embarrassing happened to me. I went into heat. I could feel all my brainpower dimming. Poor Tangy, I thought, this is how she...

When we go in at night Tangy is not supposed to come in our stall. Our stall is for Nigerian goats only and we will not even let half-Nigeri...

I lost Goat of the Year. I am not bitter though like some goats (Moldy) who keep complaining about it and can't get on with their life. ...

Each year since its inception the GOTY poll has been won by a member of the Baby Belle family. While there have often been accusations of ma...

The Goat of the Year Poll has ended. The judges are reviewing the results for irregularities, of which there are dozens. The Winner will be ...

The end of the year is near. And so is the end of the Goat of the Year poll. Thank Goodness. Happy New Year from me, Million Belles, aka Mil...

Cora Belle does not live here so I have to write her story. Hannah Belle was going to do the story but she is completely illiterate. Anyway,...

Hello my name is Melody. I like to be called Melody. I do not like to be called "Moldy" (people, please ee-nun-see-ate) or "M...

Marigold has won the Goats of Christmas Past contest. Marigold, please send your mailing address. The correct answers are: 1. April 2. Ginge...

1. What is the point of the Goat of the Year Poll? There is no point. 2. Does the winner win anything? Yes, the winner wins a bag of swedis...

Hello this is tangy short for tangerine but tangy is not my real name. I can't remember my real name. my Mother's name is Big Orange...

Hello my name is Winnie. My real name is Windy Wednesday. I was born on a windy Wednesday. That's how they got the idea for my name. I h...

HO HO HO! Be the first to name these three Goats of Christmas Past correctly and win a free bar of our plain brown goat milk soap. Tiebreake...

Hello this is Jammies again. We have heard that my half-sister Cora Belle has pulled out all the stops in urging everyone to vote for her ....