This Goat's Life

Cora Belle does not live here so I have to write her story. Hannah Belle was going to do the story but she is completely illiterate. Anyway,...

Hello my name is Melody. I like to be called Melody. I do not like to be called "Moldy" (people, please ee-nun-see-ate) or "M...

Marigold has won the Goats of Christmas Past contest. Marigold, please send your mailing address. The correct answers are: 1. April 2. Ginge...

1. What is the point of the Goat of the Year Poll? There is no point. 2. Does the winner win anything? Yes, the winner wins a bag of swedis...

Hello this is tangy short for tangerine but tangy is not my real name. I can't remember my real name. my Mother's name is Big Orange...

Hello my name is Winnie. My real name is Windy Wednesday. I was born on a windy Wednesday. That's how they got the idea for my name. I h...

HO HO HO! Be the first to name these three Goats of Christmas Past correctly and win a free bar of our plain brown goat milk soap. Tiebreake...

Hello this is Jammies again. We have heard that my half-sister Cora Belle has pulled out all the stops in urging everyone to vote for her ....

Hello. My name is Brandy . I am eleven. I used to be the herdqueen. Everyone thinks I am still the herdqueen. I was strict but fair. I did n...

There has been a decree that we have to restart the poll.

Hello this is melody i am filing a grievance with the elections commission because i have been unfairly excluded fropm the poll and this is ...

Hello. My name is Jammies. This is where my story starts . I was going to write a book but it seemed too tiring, so I just wrote a paragraph...

It is time for the Goat of the Year voting. These are the nominees. 1. Cora Belle. My cousin Cora Belle does not live here and I do not thin...

Gracie came over to see Cowboy. Gracie used to live here with her sister Joyjoy. They moved away to their own house but yesterday Gracie cam...

It was one of those days. First of all it was 12 degrees in the morning, which is too cold. The wind had blown the roof and one of the walls...

The farmer started getting wild-eyed again as Jammies drip-dropped back down in production. Big Orange was ushered in to be the farmer's...

It has been repeatedly shown throughout history that those who dish it out cannot necessarily take it. This applies to Winnie for example w...

Precious Jammies came in heat and went down and got bred to Cowboy. And now the farmer is wearing a black armband and a somber expression. B...

As many of you probably know, the Northwest with its deep primeval forests is home to many strange creatures. There is Sasquatch of course....

In this photo Melody sees a person with a camera and is drawn toward the limelight.